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The Drink Cart: We Cannes Do It
The only newsletter guaranteed to be banned from Cannes for what it did with a bottle of rosé and a slide deck.
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Jackson Murphy
The Drink Cart: Delightful Liquid Glass
The only newsletter guaranteed to slap the cocktail out of your hand and say “Even iOS 7 had more rizz than this one.”
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The Drink Cart: Summer Camp
The only newsletter guaranteed to throw its Martini across the room every time someone says "Just make it pop."
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May 2025

The Drink Cart: Sun's out, Ads out.
The only newsletter guaranteed to pour Aperol Spritz directly into your Figma file and somehow improve everything in your campaign.
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The Drink Cart: Art of Cruisentology
The only newsletter that walks into the bar like it owns the place, orders a pint and tells the bartender to take a message if the wife calls set to a…
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The Drink Cart: Trust The Grift
The only newsletter guaranteed to calculate exactly how many Old Fashioneds it takes to make ChatGPT prompts sound like reasonable ideas.
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The Drink Cart: Scrambled Ryan Eggs
The only newsletter guaranteed to spike your water bottle with gin and whisper the creative team's deepest darkest secrets aloud.
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The Drink Cart: O-Pee-Chee Adpinions
This issue is brought to you by the 32% of Canadians who couldn’t even be bothered to vote, but probably have strong opinions about rare 1998 hockey…
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Jackson Murphy

April 2025

The Drink Cart: Marketing Conclaves
This week’s newsletter is brought to you by that feeling of locking the doors, burning all the notes and electing your worst idea as pope.
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The Drink Cart: Space Karen Mode
This week’s newsletter is brought to you by the slow ascent into orbit thanks to celebrity space tourism. And the creeping fear that Black Mirror is now…
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The Drink Cart: The coconut milk is off
This week's newsletter is brought to you by at least 30ml of glorious Dayquil, leading to almost nice celebrity brand reviews and rare finds from the…
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The Drink Cart: The Wingman We All Deserved
You’re everyone’s problem. Because every time you drop a campaign, it’s dangerous. That's why we’re kicking off with a tribute to Val Kilmer, the Iceman…
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